Minimalism Magician Gifts

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Maybe clean out your wallet

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

The Bare Minimum

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

New from Low-Key Press.

"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'