Minimalism Magician T-Shirts

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"Better luck next time, kid."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

The Bare Minimum

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.