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"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Primitive magician

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist