Mini Genius Gifts

"She's always been a quick learner."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Gracie's baby toys.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

A young positivist.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"It must be still charging."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Bike Wash

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'