Mini Genius Gifts

"She's always been a quick learner."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

A young positivist.

'It's more festive-looking!'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"It must be still charging."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Bike Wash

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'