Mini Genius Appreciator Gifts

Schoolboy answering a question

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

A young positivist.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"She's always been a quick learner."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

"Nice going, Einstein."

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Einstein's brain.

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"You DO have health insurance, I assume!"

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

'I can spell.'

"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."

It says he was a simple man.