Genie Appreciator Gifts

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Genie Barbecue.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Freia and her golden apples

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder