Young Genius Appreciator Gifts

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Frederic Chopin

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"Nice going, Einstein."

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

Albert Einstein

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Einstein's brain.

'The head of our script department!'

Irene, when is the new software manager coming in?

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

Schoolboy answering a question