Mini Connoisseur Gifts

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Silly News.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Schoolboy answering a question