Junior Connoisseur Gifts

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Bobbies library of jeans

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

"Who's the artist?"

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

The Croucho Club

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"