Junior Connoisseur Gifts

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bobbies library of jeans

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"He's an abstract artist."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Moliere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Bleak House

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

"Who's the artist?"

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Croucho Club

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!