Little Genius Fan Gifts

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"He's a whiz kid."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Ludwig von Beethoven

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'He solved his first equation today.'

Genie in a trash can.

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

No money