Little Genius Fan Club Gifts

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gracie's baby toys.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Spike Milligan

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"He's a whiz kid."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Ludwig von Beethoven

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."