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"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gracie's baby toys.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."