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'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

Ludwig von Beethoven

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'He solved his first equation today.'

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

"To be or not to be."

Block block.

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

"We sign with the baby all the time. This morning I was reading her my latest manuscript and she signed the words for, 'fresh', 'insightful' and 'poignant'."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'The head of our script department!'

Criminal Profiling ID Parade

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''