Child Genius T-Shirts

'He solved his first equation today.'

Baby Piano

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Viola player coming through!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Technology is for babies!"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"He's a whiz kid."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."