Child Genius Gifts

'He solved his first equation today.'

Baby Piano

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Viola player coming through!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."