Infant Musical Genius Gifts

Baby Piano

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Grade 2 Cellist

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

My child is a genius.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Technology is for babies!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

Nocturne

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Frederic Chopin

'The music business.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Superhero violinist

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Niccolo Paganini

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'