Baby Genius Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think A Levels are getting easier - I nearly failed physics!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Maternity Ward

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."