Baby Genius Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't think A Levels are getting easier - I nearly failed physics!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

"Technology is for babies!"