Baby Genius Gifts

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Block block.

Baby Piano

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Daisy Diaper Service

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"He's a whiz kid."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'He solved his first equation today.'

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"To be or not to be."