Baby Genius Gifts

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Block block.

"Technology is for babies!"

Baby Piano

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Gracie's baby toys.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Daisy Diaper Service

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"He's a whiz kid."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'