Infant Genius Gifts

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

Baby Piano

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Gracie's baby toys.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Daisy Diaper Service

My child is a genius.

"Technology is for babies!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."