Infant Intellectual Gifts

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Baby Piano

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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Paul Ree

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"They look so young and helpless."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Philosopher trading cards.

Assertiveness

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Daisy Diaper Service

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Who's a cutey?

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

My child is a genius.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Lost and Profound.