Intellectual Kid Gifts

Philosopher trading cards.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."