Intellectual Kid Gifts

Philosopher trading cards.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."