Insightful Child Gifts

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Honey Wallah

"It's an Eyesaur."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Tiger Costume

No wishing

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?