Kid Genius Gifts

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Baby Piano

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Technology is for babies!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Playing dustbins

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."