Kid Genius Gifts

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Baby Piano

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins