Child Genius Fan Gifts

"He's a whiz kid."

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"The kid's good."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Ludwig von Beethoven

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'She is being impossible again.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'