Little Genius Gifts

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Children's Imagination

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Technology is for babies!"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"He's a whiz kid."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"