Little Genius Gifts

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Gracie's baby toys.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Children's Imagination

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'