Baby Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

'Then the real world dumbs it out of us.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Proud mums.

No bottle feeding.