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'The head of our script department!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'He solved his first equation today.'

Truce?

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

The Masters' Early Works.

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"