Child Genius Enthusiast Pillows

'The head of our script department!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"He's a whiz kid."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

'He solved his first equation today.'

Truce?

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

The Masters' Early Works.

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'