Child Genius Appreciator Pillows

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"He's a whiz kid."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'He solved his first equation today.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Einstein's brain.

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

'The head of our script department!'

"Your dinosaur looks afraid."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

Schoolboy answering a question

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

'Check it out. I framed my kid's drawing and hung it up over there.'

'Still think it's best to let the toddler handle the naming convention.'

"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."

"And this is our son, Ben, a child of exceptional intellectual depth and breadth on topics ranging from North Korea's nuclear program to the moral crisis of feminism."

'No we do not pay in advance.'

I can't play doctor anymore. My malpractice insurance was canceled.'