Little Geniuses T-Shirts

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"He's a whiz kid."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'He solved his first equation today.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'