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"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'He solved his first equation today.'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"To be or not to be."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'