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"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'He solved his first equation today.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"To be or not to be."

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.