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'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Technology is for babies!"

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"To be or not to be."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Block block.

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Pushy parents and their baby.

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

'Plagiarism!'

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll