Genius In The Making T-Shirts

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Pastorius wonders why.

The Idea of America.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

What we're looking for is someone who can dream big and work within our budget.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"To be or not to be."

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

"I'm worried that these might be my good old days."

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I thank everyone who did not re-elect me because now I can finally get out of here, make my childhood dream come true and become an engineer!"

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

I'm fine, JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.