Self-proclaimed Genius T-Shirts

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

'The head of our script department!'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

How to win 'Genius Grants' for dummies.

Call yourself an ideas man? I can think of better ideas and I'm not paid to think.

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

"Boy or a girl, it doesn't matter. As long as it's a whiz kid."

Pack lightly