Make-believe Genius T-Shirts

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

A boy acting suspiciously

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Draw your own path."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Child doing the washing up

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Girl trying to be a woman

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Dog Dreams

Chaironaut

Palm Reader...