Make-believe Heroes T-Shirts

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

A boy acting suspiciously

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

The Authentic Christmas.

"How are we on bread?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Child doing the washing up

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Girl trying to be a woman

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Davy Crocat

Dog Dreams

Chaironaut

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"It's cooties."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'