Messy Genius T-Shirts

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Is it greatness, if it's flung at you!

Albert Einstein

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Nocturne

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Superhero violinist

Non Drip Paint

Palm Reader...

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'