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He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"Every summer this crap circle magically appears!"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Super glue . . .

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Halloween health & safety.

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

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'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I have to know how it's done."

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"Didn't you want to plant a tree with our grandchild?"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

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