Messy Genius Prints

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Is it greatness, if it's flung at you!

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Nocturne

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Non Drip Paint

Palm Reader...

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Superhero violinist

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Niccolo Paganini

"But this way I know where everything is."