Messy Innovator T-Shirts

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Damn sea monkeys.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Bagging the Chipmunk

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

How to Rise with the Sun

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Non Drip Paint

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'