Messy Innovator Pillows

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

How to Rise with the Sun

Non Drip Paint

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).