Clumsy Inventor Pillows

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"Young Frankenstein"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

World's cheapest car

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Bagging the Chipmunk

How to Rise with the Sun

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How can I put this....?'

Helio-Bot

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Nice going, Einstein."