Quirky Excuse Inventor Pillows

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

World's cheapest car

'My arms are getting shorter.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Lighting a Pipe

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

'How can I put this....?'