Quirky Excuse Inventor Gifts

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

How to Rise with the Sun

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How can I put this....?'

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Lighting a Pipe