Social Excuse Inventor Gifts

Celebrate the cleverest in social flexibility with our range of products for the social excuse inventor. Whether they’re the master of witty excuses or love a good laugh about social plans, these playful items make a thoughtful gift for anyone who’s ever averted awkward moments with style. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to amuse and inspire their creative knack for social navigation.

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"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched." mockup

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!" mockup

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.' mockup

'I promoted Wetherby because he always comes up with better excuses.'

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"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!" mockup

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

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Lame Lines

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.' mockup

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

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"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'." mockup

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!' mockup

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct." mockup

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

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'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!' mockup

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

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"My dog deleted my excuses app."

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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.'' mockup

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

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'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.' mockup

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

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This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother. mockup

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

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"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!" mockup

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

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Social Excuse Inventor Gifts Collection

Social Excuse Inventor Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more fun and witty designs tailor-made for the social excuse inventor.

Social Excuse Inventor Pillows

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Social Excuse Inventor Prints

Visit our prints gallery for more witty and clever artwork celebrating the art of social excuses.

Social Excuse Inventor T-Shirts

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