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"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

The Creative Process

Edvard Munch

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'