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The Artist

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Wet wipe?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Edvard Munch

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'