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Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Map of the human brain

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Don't editorialize."

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Texturing the Walls

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.