Quirky Genius Gifts

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Einstein's Tee Shirt

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Albert Einstein

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Our shock absorbers give such a smooth ride that the professor here will try to split an atom in the back of a moving pick up truck.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Map of the human brain

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Don't editorialize."

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.