Misunderstood Genius T-Shirts

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'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"You monster!"

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Carving a Sculpture.

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

'I make a great business consultant because I'm too smart to have a business of my own.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

Dream Analysis

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."